Many of you have asked what the hyperbaric chamber looks like, so I thought I'd devote a short post to my Sechrist 4100-H...and what a beauty she is! Her cruising speed is 0 miles per hour, never needs gas-oline (but guzzles pure oxygen), and the on-board air-breathing apparatus is standard equipment. She can achieve 1.25 atmospheres of pressure for days on end. She comes standard with many safety features, such as a clear unbreakable full-length acrylic tube, heavy air-tight doors and state of the art A/C system. Her communications system features a secure, private phone line with a manual back-up system (sign language between me and the doctor or RN).
My Sechrist 4100-H has a personal audio and video tube-entertainment system which features a 24-inch flat screen monitor on an adjustable rail, for optimal distance control. Cable hookup is optional, but highly recommended. The video system is backed up by rear-mounted stereo speakers.
Other optional equipment includes a personalized water bottle (highly recommended), a urination tube, and bed pan (which explains why I never go to Waffle House before taking her "on the road".
The Sechrist 4100-H comes in six signature colors – Diamond White, Sahara Beige, Platinum, Crystal Green, Jade Green and Sechrist Blue (my color, shown above). I have been told that Michael Jackson's custom 4100-H was painted by the guys at American Chopper to look like a Harley-Davidson Road King.
The Sechrist 4100-H has no sticker price--if you have to ask, you can't afford it. The patient in the photo above is a trained professional (do not try this at home), and the depicted doctor is a required additional purchase--at $650 a treatment. Seriously--do the math for 40 treatments.
Obviously, spending too much time in the Sechrist 4100-H makes one prone to silliness, so be sure to have a designated air-breathing companion when you take yours for a daily two-hour cruise around the treatment facility.
My Sechrist 4100-H has a personal audio and video tube-entertainment system which features a 24-inch flat screen monitor on an adjustable rail, for optimal distance control. Cable hookup is optional, but highly recommended. The video system is backed up by rear-mounted stereo speakers.
Other optional equipment includes a personalized water bottle (highly recommended), a urination tube, and bed pan (which explains why I never go to Waffle House before taking her "on the road".
The Sechrist 4100-H comes in six signature colors – Diamond White, Sahara Beige, Platinum, Crystal Green, Jade Green and Sechrist Blue (my color, shown above). I have been told that Michael Jackson's custom 4100-H was painted by the guys at American Chopper to look like a Harley-Davidson Road King.
The Sechrist 4100-H has no sticker price--if you have to ask, you can't afford it. The patient in the photo above is a trained professional (do not try this at home), and the depicted doctor is a required additional purchase--at $650 a treatment. Seriously--do the math for 40 treatments.
Obviously, spending too much time in the Sechrist 4100-H makes one prone to silliness, so be sure to have a designated air-breathing companion when you take yours for a daily two-hour cruise around the treatment facility.
mike
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